The Life and Times of Tim

I don't get HBO, so I generally end up inviting myself over to friend's houses to hit up their OnDemand. It's how I got through three seasons of Entourage. This is my favorite new show from the geniuses at HBO. The Life and Times of Tim. It makes me LOL.

Self Portraits with Friends

Sweet 16

How to explain this one...
Our good friend Carson has a little sister who is a big G. Wallace fan. So for he little sister's Sweet 16 party, Carson flew Mr. Wallace up from Savannah, GA to perform at it. I hyped him during his performance. This might have been one of the single awkwardest moments of my career. And yes, that was Max-Jerome with no eyes.

Prop 8

If gays want to get married, I don't give a fuck. I really dont. If two dudes want to shack up, exchange vows and get down, it doesn't bother me in the slightest bit. It's not going to change my daily life and its not threatening any morals or principles I hold close to my heart. But that's just me. Because apparently millions of Americans, mostly McCain voters, are mortified and scared shitless and downright offended that we'd even entertain the idea. Oh boy. These are the same right wing Nazis that wanted segregation, women in kitchens, every war in history and Global Warming to be American institutions. I mean aren't we sick of these fascist assholes yet? And that's why I can't even fathom how over 70% of African-American voters voted to ban gay marriage in California--black people more than anyone should know what its like to get shit on by society. And as far a civil rights goes, Gay Rights are the last frontier. Eventually, Gays will be able to get married and will have the same rights as the rest of us Americans, so why not just relent now instead of being the assholes in the history books who resisted progress so hard, cause we were what, afraid gay people would invade our schools and teach our children how to sodomize each other? Fucking Mormons.

So here's this funny clip...with bonus, Jack Black as Jesus.

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

Life or Death Cycle

I don't know why no one showed me this sooner. I was tripping on acid when Krunky Brewster showed this to me and I recommend that as the preferred method for viewing what follows. Best Actor of 2007 award goes to my man Zagnuts holding down the creepiest performance ever. I'm told he was on Ambien.

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